You think your mornings are bad? Read this and think it over.
So here I was all nice and warm in my bed when my Six AM alarm clock wakes me from my great slumber, as I get up I stumble around trying to turn it off once I finally get the job done I head to the living room in my robe. Tired I take a small power nap on the floor, the nice warm floor. Three hours later I find myself being woken up by my angry mother saying "For every second you are laying down in the carpet you write ten sentences." however I had misheard what she had said so I had heard every TEN seconds instead of one. Thus I took my time and ended up with thirty to write out causing me to end up tired and grumpy for the clinic and tactical shop. I never got time for any hygiene or food for the rest of the day, but that is not all, I had ended up sleeping again not because I was so tired but because my mother told me to go and sleep on a table and all I'm thinking is 'Why why why?' Thus concludes my first blog post